No words required!

So many of you wonder why I love animals SOOOO much.

I'll let this video do the explaining.

Moral of the story: I CANNOT wait until I am done with school and able to help the creatures that have brought me so much happiness.

Jensen Family Games

Seriously? Has anyone played this glorious game? If you have played Scum, you have been ripped off. The Great Dalmuti is the ORIGINAL Scum, and ten million times better too!!

This is one of the many games the Jensen household plays on a regular basis. I personally have no strategy, whatsoever, but it seems to be working. Last time I was never The Great Dalmuti, however I was never the Greater Peon either! I was usually but a middle-class merchant.

If anyone wants to play a game, just let me know. Ian and I will GLADLY play, although Ian does get extremely competitive. Of course, I NEVER get competitive!!

Americas next top model

Okay, so I reaize I JUST posted like 5 hours ago but I felt the need to post all of the ANTM winners. ENJOY!!

Season 10

Whitney

Season 9

Saleisha

Season 8

Jaslene

Season 7

CariDee

Season 6

Danielle

Season 5

Nicole

Season 4

Naima

Season 3 Eva

Season 2 Yoanna

Season 1
Adrianne

Much Ado About Nothing

I love dog sitting. I love having the place to myself, but sometimes it doesn't quite work out. Take right now for example. I have to teach my primary class tomorrow, so trying to be the cool teacher I always wished I had I am planning a craft. Curently there is tan material laying on the floor in the family room. I was bored so I sat up on the couch and I look down to see sweet Scout rubbing her flat pug nose in the nicely, no-longer flat material.

Oh and then last night, get this. Mads was over and she left at like midnight when HGTV was getting slightly lame. While she was here I checked all the doors to make sure they were locked and then I walked her out. I had just turned on the alarm when she called. The conversation went something like this:

M: "Hey, don't forget to lock all your doors tonight, okay?"

K: "Okay, I checked before you left. Why whats up?"

M: "Well as I was leaving the neighborhood and there were like 3 cop cars with their lights all on and stuff."

K: "Oh, hmmm that's weird."

M: "Yeah, and then as I was driving away I wa looking down all the streets by the house and there were cop cars all over with their lights all on and they had the dogs out and they were pulling people over and all that."

K: "Well, great. Good thing I have an alarm, right?"

M: "Yeah, just dont forget to lock your doors."

HOW FREAKY IS THAT? And then, Ian wanted me to go see The Awakening tonight . . . Yeah right!



Who knew you could find jeans that fit a white girl ghetto booty?? And those of you who DID know, I am forever upset you didn't tell me. Gap is my new favorite place for jeans. I am so used to pay $100 - $200 for jeans becase this booty is SO hard to fit and here these God-sent jeans are sitting on the sale rack for $34.95. (not even joking) I OFFICIALLY love having jeans that give my assets room to breathe.


Is it weird that I got called to Primary? Does anyone else feel as though God is playing a joke? I'm pretty sure that he knows I don't especially LIKE children. Maybe that is the whole funny part? OR maybe God is trying to prove that I DO have patience. As Ian says "You can believe what you want, but that doesn't change the facts" BASICALLY, there isn't any patience there.


What is this new rumor about the world ending in like 2012 or something? Something about othe Aztec calendar or something being at exactly 0 then? Interesting, I always thought that I would get to spend more than a year out of college.

As I sit here watching the beloved HGTV(HD, thats right) I wonder, why would divine design do a room in all metallics? ODD . . .

Perhaps I should get back to my primary project. Does anyone else think giving 6 year old children markers while they are in their nice church clothes is a BAD idea? Yeah, maybe I'll get released after my first lesson. PLAN!

SYTYCD

Everyone has a t.v. show they love. Mine just happens to be a passion (okay not THAT bad, but close). This time of year I LIVE for So You Think You Can Dance. Currently they are just doing auditions but last night they showed the Salt Lake City auditions. Here are some highlights.


This girl was by far my favorite of the night.


I like him for his dancing, not his job.


this guy reminded me of Travis Barker from Season 2

Now my two favorite dances of both season 2 and 3 (i wasnt aware of the magic for season 1). IF anything else I hope these two dances get you addicted!!

SEASON 2

HEIDI AND TRAVIS!! The park bench.

SEASON 3

NEIL AND SABRA!! These two were me ABSOLUTE favorite all season last season! Sabra WON and she has only been dancing for 4 years . . . AMAZING!

I'll keep posting updates next week!!

hmmmm . . .

So tonight, after MUCH hesitation I decided to pay a visit to the gas station.
I have OFFICALLY decided that everyone is going broke on gas.
As I looked around at all the other pumps I realized that I am not the only one . . .
The pumps read $20 (mine), $20, $25, and $30.
SERIOUSLY?
Is everyone just as broke as I am and refuses to pay the kind of money it takes to fill up their tank?
Geez, this situation is sure bad when NO ONE can afford to fill up a sedan.

Sunday adventures

Okay, so I know that I am WELL overdue for a post so here it goes.

MEET BUDDY! Ian's pride and joy.
On Sunday night we decided it was a nice night for a walk in the park. Well, Ian thatought that was a fabulous idea, mostly because he got to drive Buddy around. One little problem, due to some recent mechanical updates Buddy was not feeling well. Buddy was so sick that he really couldn't make it up the lane out of Ians house. So we had to try a few times.
Eventually, I told Ian that I would meet him at the top of the lane because Buddy probably didn't like the extra weight. Sure enough, after a few more tries Buddy made it!!

So, we make it to the park without a hitch and we walk around the feild. When we get to the beginning again we see that some children had left sidewalk chalk on the ground. What a WONDERFUL surprise!! We both LOVE sidewalk chalk, so we decided to have some creative time.

This is our artwork!! This picture shows compares my brain to Ian's quite well. You see I just wrote I <3 href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy5UnZH4wqqvhUK1s73PM1dyURYfImcWZOFczGf199GGysHRECoVHeMfsWBL_AzaaLaFcUU3slgBLoV0DDSmHDSXQ6N0eRli6GpnBFU1Fdsl16612P40hhbwGJDDTjg9i0nISjGy44Npc/s1600-h/misc.+048.jpg">Ian is a master of stick figures. When we are all chalked-out we look up and notice this . . . .
If you can't read it is says "Happy Mothers Day! We love you Mommy!"

And then an arrow point the direction. The arrows led us to this lovely display of a young childs affection!!OMG!!! WE HAD RUINED A CHILDS MOTHERS DAY PRESENT! WE ARE BOTH GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!! WHAT SHOULD WE DO WHAT SHOULD WE DO? IS THERE ANY WATER OR ANYTHING AROUND THAT WE CAN WASH OUR VANDALISM AWAY??
So we wrote an apology letter. As you can tell we used ALL the chalk because we didnt have enough pink to right realize or enough purple for the "e" on the end.

Moral of the story, just because someone leaves sidewalk chalk in a park doesn't mean you can use it! Maybe the children who left it are planning a surprise for someone.

OR look around before you do anything!!

OH! and don't you worry, Buddy made it home . . . even if it was BARELY!!